HERE IS A LIST OF REQUIREMENTS THAT WILL UP YOU CHANCES OF JOINING OUR ORGANISATION, SO LISTEN TO: ME. YOU DON'T JUST JOIN THE SPY, WE JOIN THE SPY AND IF YOU'VE EXCELLED IN THE SKILLS OF COMBATINATION THEN PREHAPS YOU WILL BE ABLE TO: JOIN THE SPY. HOW DO YOU ACCESS THIS NETWORK? THAT IS FOR THE SPY TO KNOW AND YOU TO FIND OUT. IN WHICH CASE BE SURE TO SEND A COMMUNICATION VIA: THE STEAM UNDERGROUND NETWORK. HOW EVER, IF YOU ARE CONFIDENT THAT WE WILL NOT ELIMINATE YOU FROM THE EQASION (WHICH WE WILL) THEN YOU MAY CHALLENGE US TO WHAT THE BABIES ARE CALLING A SCRIM. OUR VICTORY IS ASSURED AT THE MOMENT OF REQUESTED CONFLICT OF THE F.O.
HAVE YOU DARED TO CHALLENGE: THE SPY!!!!11!? A CHALLENGE IT WILL NOT BE. WHEN YOU TURN BACK AROUND YOU WILL BE TERMINATED BY. NOTHING THERE? THAT'S BECAUSE WHILE YOU WERE LOOKING BEHIND WE WENT IN FRONT OF YOU. FOUNDED BY BUMFREEZE IN 1938 AND ONGOING STILL TO THIS DAY. HOWEVER IF YOU ARE OF HER MAJISTRIES EYES ONLY THEN YOU CAN CONTINUE TO THE NEXT BLOACKADE OF TEXTINATION. OR RATHER WE WONT FIND YOU BECUASE: THE SPY DOESN'T FIND YOU BECAUSE HE ALREADY KNOWS WHERE YOU ARE. IF YOU FAIL TO DO SO WE CAN AND WILL FIND YOU. IF YOU ARE NOT OF AUTHORITY THEN YOU MUST REPORT TO THE SPY HEADQUATERS FOR IMEDIATE: EXECUTION. YOU ARE VIEWING THIS PAGE WITH PRIVILAGED E.Y.ES. TOP SECRET JAME'S SPY: LISENSE TO ELIMINATE THE TARGET